…or should I say, womb?
“It was an easy call” said his father Ricky, 19. “I put my mouth right up to Becky’s belly and started yelling real loud-like and I just told him and I said ‘kick one time for Tarheels and kick six times for some other team.’… There was no doubt. He kicked one time.”
“Shoot, he ain’t never kicked six times.” Becky chuckled.
“We all jumped up a hollered!” Ricky continued, exhorting ‘Dan-Dan, you da’ man!”
Funny read for a slow Friday. Seeing how the early recruitment of college basketball players (see: Billy Gillispie) is in vogue these days, this bit of satire could be rather close to the truth before long. This lil’ guy will be dunking on LeBron in mere months after birth!
Read the rest of the fictional piece over at Blarrgh! on Reflector.com.
(Thanks Dangerous Dave!)
ECU should have a solid squad by 2032. Put ole’ UNC on the schedule!